Star Wars IV A New Hope Rewatch Commentary


Recently I checked out Star Wars I – VI from my friendly neighborhood library. I thought I’d brush up as preparation for the December release of The Force Awakens. Since it’s been awhile since I watched the movies, I noticed things that I’m almost ashamed to admit I’d never noticed before. So, in the interest of pointing out what others have already picked up on, I give you my observations from rewatching Star Wars IV: A New Hope.

  1. C-P30’s constant moaning reminds me a lot of Marvin the Paranoid Android from Douglas Adam’s The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series. When he says, “We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life,” I keep hearing, “Don’t talk to me about life! And then of course I’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side…”
  1. How is Obi-Wan keeping an eye on Luke from the Jungland Wastes? Does he have secret spy equipment or something? Or is it just a Force thing? If it’s a Force thing, how come Vader never senses Luke before Luke begins his Jedi training? I mean, he already had the midichlorians, right?
  1. I sense Luke following Obi-Wan on some “damn fool idealistic crusade” is not what Luke’s aunt and uncle were worried about. Probably more he might become a near invincible psychopath, but then I’m just spitballing here…
  1. They have space travel and laser swords, but their holograms look like when I was a teen and used to try to watch HBO with basic channels.
  2. “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” And nonsensical. I’m all for skepticism, but wouldn’t the fact that he can force-choke people and use a sword made out of a freakin’ laser (think about that, not particularly scientific given the way light travels) give Vader’s “sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion” at least a little credence? Also, how stupid is that guy, insulting Vader to his face?
  1. Obi-Wan can’t even stop Luke from speeding home to check on the freshly burned corpses of his aunt and uncle. For a Jedi strong with the Force, he does a crap job of protecting Luke.
  1. Again, if the Skywalker children are strong with the Force, they already have a high midichlorian count. So why doesn’t Vader sense something’s up with Leia when he goes to torture her with Mr. Floaty Ball?
  1. Now that I’ve paid more attention to storytelling over the years, I’m noticing how the setting says things about the characters. Everything with the Rebels and Luke is all organic, soft edges, and dirt-under-your-fingernails. The Empire is all about cleanliness and order (except on Tatooine where, let’s face it, white would be impossible to keep clean). The Empire is black and white, and it looks like they have a full time cleaning staff just to keep the Death Star sparkling. Just because it’s an instrument of mass destruction, doesn’t mean it can’t look its best!
  1. I love the Cantina song. I wonder if those guys do birthday parties?

I forgot the library copy is the redone one with all the added crap that NO ONE likes. If you slow it down, you can see Greedo shoot a very fake looking laser blast at Han which inexplicably changes direction to miss Han’s face, then Han shoot a very fake looking laser at Greedo. Not only do the added “special effects” undermine Solo’s setup as a rogue character, they are also badly done technically.

  1. I just realized Han is the reason I always play rogues in D&D.
  1. Oh, my… there aren’t even enough words for the stupid added scene with Han talking to Jabba. I mean, what the Hell is going on? I know it’s an original scene that Lucas never got to finish, probably because the special effects wouldn’t have worked at the time, but he shouldn’t… just,no. Also, Jabba looks significantly smaller than in the later movies. So what happened? Did he go off his diet and binge on rat burgers or whatever other weird crap he eats?
  1. I am totally going to be Princess Leia for Halloween this year. Albeit, an overweight, myopic Princess Leia, but hey, everyone ages, right? Oh, also, I’m blonde, so in my scenario she bleaches her hair. Or if that doesn’t work out, a Jedi. Actually, I might just go as a rocketeer named Leia, but I digress…
  1. OK, so in the prequels, the Galactic Republic doesn’t reach out to Tatooine and eradicate slavery. In A New Hope there are stormtroopers on Tatooine. Granted, they are looking for the droids, but are they also a long-standing presence? Given Vader’s past, have they abolished slavery on Tatooine? I’m not sure, given the fact that gangster Jabba is still around, but if so then that’s a good thing. I mean, give the devil his due. Why didn’t the Republic do that? Seems like it would have saved everyone a world of pain.
  1. The Empire’s soldiers all seem pretty dumb. No wonder Vader enjoys force-choking them.
  1. Really, R2D2 can just plug in and interpret the entire Imperial network? So why can’t I get Windows programs to work with my Linux OS? Just sayin’.
  1. “Your destiny lies along a different path from mine.” Obi-Wan knows he’s not coming back when he leaves Luke with everyone in the control room. What the-?
  1. OK, Luke is much shorter than Han. Leia even notices he’s “a little short for a stormtrooper.” So if the stormtroopers are all clones, wouldn’t they notice a short guy in a stolen uniform? I mean, they’d all be the same height! Again, how dumb are these guys!
  1. “Looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route!” So how is the garbage compactor an improvement, your Highness? Even after they avoid getting eaten by the slime monster and crushed to death, the stormtroopers mysteriously give up. The heroes can’t get out the other direction, they can’t get by the troopers, so when the firing stops why don’t the Imperials investigate?

I get that the bad guys are supposed to be dumb. Conveniently dumb. And bad at their jobs even though they are an army of physically bad ass clones trained since childhood as soldiers. But even conveniently dumb bad guys can’t possibly be that conveniently dumb! No one thought to look down the hall, see a big gaping blasted hole, and think, Hey, maybe they’re down here!

  1. The stormtroopers are different heights! How in the Force did that happen?
  1. The hallway is, at least initially, mysteriously clear after the good guys get out of the garbage masher. Hmmmmm. Must be that whole Vader plan to let them escape. Only explanation.
  1. Shiny reflective armor doesn’t seem to deflect any laser blasts. So what’s the point?
  1. When Obi-Wan is fighting Darth Vader, they seem pretty evenly matched. Then Obi-Wan looks to make sure Luke is watching, before he puts up his lightsaber so Vader can kill him. Why? He knows this poor whiney kid just lost the only parents he’s ever known, knows he’s in a similar situation to his father before he went all Dark Side, so why traumatize him further by making him watch his death? Wouldn’t it have been simpler to at least try to defeat Vader instead of just giving up to give Luke a show?

Is he more powerful after he’s struck down? He’s a Force ghost, but so what? How is that more powerful? Later on, he tells Luke to go kill Vader, knowing he’s his father. Wouldn’t just defeating Vader himself have been better? Even if he couldn’t defeat him, why not keep fighting so they can buy more time to escape? Oh, wait… Luke wouldn’t have left him. Damn.

  1. Luke barely knows Obi-Wan. I get why he’s bummed, but Leia lost her whole planet! Why isn’t she a gibbering mess? Because she’s badass, that’s why!
  1. “If money is all that you love, then that’s what you’ll receive.” Again, didn’t her entire planet blow up? What money? Did Alderaan’s royal family have enough foresight to diversify their investment portfolio among different planets?
  1. I know Han’s just teasing Luke because of the kid’s obvious crush on Leia, but it’s still kind of a bastard thing to do, isn’t it?
  1. I strongly suspect R2D2’s beeps and whistles are actually the censoring of massive amounts of profanity. That poor little underappreciated droid’s fate is to be constantly put in danger. I think I’d have a potty mouth too.
  1. All the orange and white uniforms make the Rebels look like oompa loompas from behind. I keep expecting them to turn around and have orange faces.
  1. “I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.They’re not much bigger than 2 meters.”  Apparently, being a hick really pays off.
  1. Just before the Rebels attack the Death Star on a near impossible mission, R2D2 is being lowered into the back of Luke’s fighter, the outside of the ship.

Luke asks, “You ok, R2?” R2 answers in beeps and whistles. Translation? WTF kind of question is that! We’re going to die.

  1. I can’t help it. The scene where they are flying the trench run towards the target on the Death Star, I keep seeing the old Star Wars arcade game with the line graphics. “Use the Force, Luke!”
  1. “Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.”   Oops.
  1. Poor R2. Always getting the shaft.
  1. Wait a minute. The Tie-fighters are shaped like O’s, and they’re fighting “X”-wings. Is Star Wars just an intergalactic game of space Tic Tac Toe?
  1. Vader shoots at Luke in the trench FIVE TIMES, and Han shoots the Tie-fighter next to him on the fifth time. So how the Hell did VADER miss? I mean, he’s Darth FREAKIN’ Vader!
  1. “Remember, the Force will be with you always.” So, since Obi-Wan’s a Force ghost now, can’t he come visit? I mean, the poor kid lost his family, so why not come over and have some space tea every once in awhile instead of just dropping in whenever he needs Luke to do something, like kill his own father. What good’s being a Force-ghost if you don’t get to socialize?
  1. Where’s Chewie’s and R2’s freakin’ medals? They made Chewie walk up there, just to show that he didn’t get a medal! What happened to “It’s not wise to upset a Wookie?”

And I get that droids are basically like slaves, because they’re sentient,have no rights, and need to do what they are told. I don’t feel particularly sorry for C-3PO who seems to enjoy being miserable, but R2 deserves better. Also, just suppose the Empire did abolish slavery on Tatooine, one better than the Republic I might add. So, when the Rebels win, does that mean they’ll free the droids? Or will there be a future movie, Star Wars: Rise of the Droids? Actually, I vote for that. That would be pretty awesome.

Another thing that’s fairly obvious but I’m going to say anyway is that the blend of fairytale with science fiction tropes was a genius move on Lucas’s part. The Empire is filled with elements from the Roman Empire and the Imperials seem like evil space Nazis. The good guys are princesses, knights, farmers from nowheresville, and there’s a magical, all-powerful Force. Midichlorians be damned, it’s a magical Force, albeit a spacey-one.

In case it’s not obvious through my criticisms, I adore these movies. I love the franchise. I can’t wait for the new movie to come out. I know it’s called Space Opera, but dammit it’s a space FAIRYTALE. Princes and knights, shining armor, and magic swords. I mean, come on. And it’s incredible.

I hope you enjoyed this. I will try to space out my postings on a weekly basis for the other five movies. May you come visit my blog again, and May the Force be with you.

*My thanks to D Paul Angel for suggesting I create this post.

**Though I had originally thought I’d watch the series beginning with Episode I, I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. So my observations may change as I remember or misremember things from the prequels.

4 thoughts on “Star Wars IV A New Hope Rewatch Commentary

  1. Some notes…

    1. Marvin the paranoid android is one of my favorites of all time.

    4. Not just the technology involved with holograms but also the stuff for ship and Deathstar controls. They used manual slides and push buttons. Look at our tech now and consider it. We have not only touch screens but there are attempts and holographic control systems. For as advanced as they are they were not very advanced at all.

    9. I used to have a 45 story book record of the movies. I loved to listen to the story when I went to bed and the cantina scene would be on the end of the first side. I fell asleep to that music so many times…

    15. Why is it the villains are always surrounded with morons. Imagine how much damage Shredder would do to the world if his foot soldiers and mutants weren’t so stupid. This could be a long list…

    18. According to the Star Wars RPG that came out in the mid to late 80s, the empire had started recruiting for their military. That would explain the differences in height and such. (this hits other comments within your list). At the same time, the empire was also very xenophobic so alien races were not allowed. all we could find were various forms of humans.

    24. Luke comes across as pretty whiney even in the books (extended universe).

    Just a tid bit before I clutter up your entire comments section.

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    1. 18. OK, I didn’t know about the recruitment so that clears that up. Guess it makes sense that they wouldn’t be as good shots as their clone counterparts either!

      In the Lost Tribe of the Sith stories, the list Sith tribe was also human-centric, but previously the Sith were of many different alien races.

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  2. I’m not sure, because isn’t the extended universe fragmented anyway? I haven’t read all the books, etc but I didn’t think they were considered dogma. I’m so confused.


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