wouldn’t be dwarfed
by a golden Trump tower’s
not compensating for anything at all.
would be a dream
except that everyone
would know he’s the best, they all would love him, all!
if only Greenland was Denmark’s to sell,
he could trade Puerto Rico for it.
Since this is more specifically political than I normally post, here is my common sense disclaimer: This is a joke, based on the President’s own tweets and words. One of his tweets that I based this joke on was a joke tweet he made about Greenland. The others were apparently completely serious. I’ve also included links, because I realize it’s hard to believe.
This post is in addition to my scheduled Friday post this week, because I frankly couldn’t resist. I hope you enjoyed the poem and come back tomorrow for my normally scheduled post: same Cat Time, same Cat Channel.
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